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Sheesheep and the doctor A woman runs into a Vet’s office with a limp duck and says to the doctor, “Please Doctor, you have to help Sheesheep, something is wrong with him!”

The Doctor picks up the limp duck and examines it, “ sorry but there’s nothing more I can do,” he said putting the duck down.

“Please,” said the lady, crying and begging, “examine him.. there must be something you can do!”

 “OK,” the doctor said finally. He brings in a Black Lab who springs up on his hind legs and gives the dead duck a slow once over sniff, after which he hangs his head, gives a whimper and jumps down from the table. Next a cat jumps up onto the table and walks around the dead duck giving precise sniffs here and serious glares at the head there. He too hangs his head, meows forlornly and jumps off the table.

The doctor comes out from his examination room with his report. “I’m sorry lady but your duck is dead,” the doctor says “.. that will be $400.” The lady is aghast! “$400 for what?” “It would’ve been $20, but you didn’t believe me and I had to get a Lab report and a Cat Scan!” Joke contribution from the greatly respected Ojibwe from Lac Seul First Nation, “He who knows Everything”. Thank you for the clean joke.